Adult joke of the day
There’s an Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says, ” I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she smokes.”
The Scotsman says, “That’s nothing. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she drank.”
With that the Irishman says, “Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn’t even know she had a penis.”
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